Type: TEXT – Joke
One corporation tried Casual Friday’s
Week 1 - Memo Number 1:
Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day.
Employees are free to dress
in the casual attire of their choice.
Week 3 - Memo Number 2:
Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day.
Neither are string ties,
rodeo belt buckles or moccasins.
Week 6 - Memo Number 3:
Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude.
When planning Friday's
wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.
Week 8 - Memo Number 4:
A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at Friday in the cafeteria.
A fashion show will follow.
Attendance is mandatory.
Week 9 - Memo Number 5:
As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, a 14-member Casual Day Task Force
has been appointed to
prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.
Week 14 - Memo Number 6:
The Casual Day Task Force has now completed a 30-page manual entitled "Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards." A copy has been distributed to every employee.
Please review the chapter
"You Are What You Wear" and consult the "home casual"
versus "business casual" checklist before leaving for work each
Friday. If you have doubts about the appropriateness of an item of clothing,
contact your CDTF representative before on Friday.
Week 18 - Memo Number 7:
Our Employee Assistant Plan (EAP) has now been expanded to provide support for psychological counseling for employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to Casual Day.
Week 20 - Memo Number 8:
Due to budget cuts in the HR Department we are no longer able to effectively
support or manage Casual Day. Casual Day will be discontinued, effective immediately.
Submitted by: Ray Tennant
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