Type: TEXT Joke

Content: PG-13

DRUGS FOR WOMEN

 


DAMNITOL 
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. 

EMPTYNESTROGEN 
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers

and how you couldn't wait till they moved out! 

ST. MOMMA'S WORT 
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. 

PEPTOBIMBO 
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size,

decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. 

DUMBEROL 
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. 

FLIPITOR 
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. 

MENICILLIN 
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. ' 

BUYAGRA
 
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. 

JACKASSPIRIN 
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat 

ANTI-TALKSIDENT 
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. 

NAGAMENT 
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.

 

 

Submitted by: Fred Tennant

 

 

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