Type: TEXT Joke

Content: PG-13

FRANK THE DRUNK


Frank came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk,

as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke, he found a
strange man standing at the end of his bed. 'Who the hell are you?',
demanded Frank , 'and what are you doing in my bedroom ?'

The mysterious man answered, 'This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter ..'

Frank was stunned. 'You mean I'm dead !!! That can't be, I have so much to
live for - and I haven't said goodbye to my family. . .

You've got to send me back straight away.'

St Peter replied, 'Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch.

We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.'

Frank was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house,
he asked to be sent back as a hen.

A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around,
pecking the ground.

'This ain't so bad', he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling
up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, 'So you're the
new hen, How are you enjoying your first day here ?'

'It's not so bad', replies Frank, 'but I have this strange feeling inside
like I'm about to explode.'

'You're ovulating', explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid
an egg before.'

'Never', replies Frank ..

'Well just relax and let it happen'.

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out
from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his
emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first
time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and
he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever
happened to him . . . Ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt
an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting...

' Frank, wake up, you drunken bastard. 
You've shit the bed !!

 

 

Submitted by: Tim Tennant

 

 

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