Type: TEXT Joke

Content: FAMILY

HOW OLD ARE YOU

 

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

 

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.

"What's your secret for a long happy life?"

 

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said.

"I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

 

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

 

"Twenty-six," he said

 

 

 

Submitted by: Ray Tennant

 

 

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