Type: TEXT Joke

Content: FAMILY

MexicaWords O f The Day
 

1. *Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.

Pepito  replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

 

2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car

There's not mushroom.

 

3. *Shoulder*

My fren wants 2 become a citizen,

But che didn't know how to read,

So I, shoulder.

 

4. *  Texas  *

When I'm not home,

My fren always  Texas me,

Che wonders where I am!

 

5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza.

I got mine piece

Then che got herpes.

 

6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store

But ju went to see sum guy,

July to me!  Julyer!

 

7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars

But my wife rectum!

 

8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife

But che said chicken go herself.

 

9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left

But don't worry wheelchair

 

10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

 

11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women.

I told her,  "Honey, harassment nothen to me.

 

12. * Bishop *

My wife fell down the stair

So I had to pick the bishop.

 

13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club

But no body wash my kids.

 

14. *Budweiser*

That women has a nice body,

Budweiser face so ugly?

 

 

Submitted by: Fred Tennant

 

 

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