Type: TEXT Ė Joke
OPENING A BANK ACCOUNT
An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money.
She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because,
said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right)
employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit.
She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'.
The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money .
elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'
The elderly woman replied,
Iíll bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.'
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye.
just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'
'Certainly', replied the president.
bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.'
'Done', the elderly woman answered.
'But given the amount of money involved,
if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 ' clock tomorrow morning
with my lawyer as a witness.'
problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles,
turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again
until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square
reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office
with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before
the president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before.
Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc.
that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to obliged.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better
and asked the president if she could touch them.
'Of course', said the president.
the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.'
The elderly woman did so with a little smile,
and started squeezing them gently.
Suddenly the president noticed that her Lawyer was banging his head against the wall.
He asked the elderly woman why her Lawyer was doing that and she replied,
'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000.
that at 10 o'clock this morning I would be squeezing the balls
of the President of the Royal Bank of Canada !'
Submitted by: Mildred Davis
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