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1979 and 2009

 

 

1979: Long hair


2009
: Longing for hair

 

 

 

 

1979: Rolling Stones

 
2009
: Kidney Stones 

 

 

 

 


1979
: How’s the KEG


2009
: How’s my EKG


 

 

 


1979 
: Acid rock


2009
: Acid reflux


 

 

 


1979
: Moving to California because it's cool


2009
: Moving to Arizona because it's warm


 

 

 


1979
: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor


2009
: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor


 

 

 


1979
: Seeds and stems


2009
: Roughage

 

 

 

 


1979
: Going to a new, HIP Joint


2009
: Receiving a new Hip JOINT


 

 

 


1979
: Screw the system


2009
: Upgrade the system


 

 

 


1979
: Disco


2009
: Costco

 

 

 

 


1979
: Parents begging you to get your hair cut


2009
: Children begging you to get their heads shaved


 

 

 


1979
: Passing the drivers' test


2009
: Passing the vision test


 

 

 


1979
: Whatever


2009
: Depends



 

 

 


Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at    Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list: 

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1990. 


They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. 


Their lifetime has always included AIDS.


Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
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They have always had an answering machine. 



They have always had cable. 



They cannot fathom not having a remote control.


Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.


Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.


They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.


They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.


They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.


They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.." 


They do not care who shot J. R. And have no idea who J. R. Even is.


McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers..


They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.



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Submitted by: Mildred Davis

 

 

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