Type: PHOTO Joke

Content: FAMILY

A FROG Walks into a Bank

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd  like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at  the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is  Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay,

he knows  the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure  the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have  this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,

about an inch tall,  bright pink and perfectly  formed.

Very confused, Patty  explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager

and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and  says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there

who claims to  know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as  collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean,  what in the world is this?"

The  bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a  knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a  Rolling Stone."

(You're  singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you  are........)

Never take life too seriously!

Come on now, you grinned, I know you  did!!!




Submitted by: Diane Tennant



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