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Content: FAMILY

TV ICON DIES

 

Please join me in  remembering a great icon of the entertainment  community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications  from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

 

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased  coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay  their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, 

Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain  Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

 

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.

He was  considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much  of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite  being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a

positive roll model for millions..

 

Doughboy is  survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: 

John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough,

plus  they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

 

The  funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

 

 

Submitted by: Diane Tennant

 

 

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