Type: TEXT Joke

Content: PG-13

The BURGLAR

 

"Get this." said Tim to Beaver & Fred at the bar,

"Last night while I was out with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."

 

"Did he get anything?" asked Beaver.

 

"Yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a kick in the nuts.

Dianne thought it was me coming home drunk again."

 

 

Submitted by: Ray Tennant

 

 

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