Type: TEXT – Joke
"Get this." said Tim to Beaver & Fred at the bar,
"Last night while I was out with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."
"Did he get anything?" asked Beaver.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a kick in the nuts.
Dianne thought it was me coming home drunk again."
Submitted by: Ray Tennant
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