Type: TEXT Joke

Content: FAMILY

The TEXAS Calf


A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch,

hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.


The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened.


He then asked what the animal was worth.


"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher.

"But in six years it would have been worth $900.

So $900 is what I'm out."


The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.


"Here," he said, "is the check for $900.

It's post dated six years from now."



Submitted by: Ray Tennant



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