Type: TEXT – Joke
The Three Little Pigs
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of The Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story
where the first pig was
trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read, "... And so
the pig went up to the Man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said,
'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'
paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that Man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said,
“I think … the Man said ...'Holy SHIT … your Talking FUCKING Pig!'”
Submitted by: Tim Tennant
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