Type: TEXTĖ Joke
WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?
woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic,
the Salvation Army,
and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple. .....
supports the masses;
lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type
keeps them staunch and upright; and
makes mountains out of mole hills.'
HOW TO EXPLAIN BRA SIZES
A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for,
it is about time you became informed!
and I can't get up!...
Donít forget the German bra.
Submitted by: Diane Tennant
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